Wednesday, November 5, 2008

0001 > Origin of Mimi's Rage


Slogan
May Her Rage Consume You. Always.

Origin
Defying the ubiquitous Imperial 501st Legion (a.k.a. Vader's Fist, see photo above), and pursuing the inevitable alternative to the pitiful Rebel Alliance or alien-infested Hutt Family syndicate, a motley but semi-respectable band of mercenaries, hunters and renegades organized the "Knights of the Mirage" (a.k.a. Mimi's Rage), a secret society in honor of their most-highly decorated comrade and the most-infamous M.I.A. bounty hunter since the fall of the Jedi Order, "Angry Mimi".

Structure
Knights > To be consumed by her rage, whether subtle or fierce.
Zeroth Order > Knights of Mimi's Rage > KM-0001 to 0999.
First Order > Knights of Mimi's Wrath > KM-1001 to 1999.
Second Order > Knights of Mimi's Fury > KM-2001 to 2999.
Third Order > Knights of Mimi's Vengeance > KM-3001 to 3999.

Knives > To be wielded by a knight, nothing more, nothing less.
Fourth-Seventh Order > Knives of Mimi's Rage > KM-4001 to 7999.

Requirements
To pursue "knighthood", your requirements are strict but simple. Your weapon (one blaster or one blade), your character description (one or two sentences), your image (photo or drawing), and your alias. A blog would help (e.g. Blogger or WordPress), as would an addiction to anime (e.g. Code Geass), a hunger to hinder Sith or Jedi, and a thirst to maim Imperials or Rebels or Hutts. But most of all, your unswerving allegiance to "Angry Mimi" wherever and whenever she may hit or hide. Apply in the next post. Good luck.

To pursue "knifehood" (membership below knighthood), only your alias and your allegiance to a preferred knight are required. Be careful who you wish for. Apply in the next post. Good luck.

Responsibilities
If accepted, your responsibilities are few but ferocious. To aim as she aimed, to defy as she defied, and to fight as she fought. With finely-tuned yet unforgiving rage. Mimi's Rage.