0026 > Mimi Christmas Everyone!

Hey, Fellow Ragers! Did we get enough presents? Chat with enough relatives? Eat enough ham? Turkey? Stuffing? As for me, I'm stuffed from all the Christmas filler posts, lol. Hmm, time to take another nap...

0025 > Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins

Wow, congratulations Mimi-chan on the awesome news!

Did the Knights of Mimi's Rage have any doubt? Of course not! But don't let your guard down for too long. It's a safe bet that there are tons of other likewise-cheering soon-to-be-freshmen who won't hesitate to strike you down in the blink of an adversary's eye. Metaphorically speaking, lol. May our Rage be with you! ^_^

0024 > May Her Rumors Consume You

Ah, don't you love to hate rumors? LOL, anyways. On the heels of LightningSabre's awesome post and Mimi-chan's inspiring post, we've just received words from our Knights scattered across the interplanetary net that several secret Mimi-inspired projects may be underway. All may be true. Or none may be true. Just be warned.

Rumor 1 > A Mimi 2009 calendar is being designed and assembled.
Rumor 2 > A Mimi-as-anime-character is being designed and drawn.
Rumor 3 > A Mimi video-interview by Mimi's Rage is being planned.
Rumor 4 > A new Momo-mascot illustration is being composed.

Suspicious. Most suspicious. As always~ May Her Rage Consume You. >o<

0023 > Piano For Your Thoughts

Hey Ragers, witness Mimi-chan burn up the piano keys in an old YouTube video. Impressive. Most impressive.

0022 > Consumed By Mimi's Rage

Hey, our first fashion victim of Mimi's Rage, lol.

0021 > Punky Momo the Pirate

Hey people, here's some brand new Punky Momo mascot fanart by the mighty Skulko, in a more pirate-inspired direction than the not-so-angsty Angsty Momo by xJAYMANx, lol. >_<

0020 > Return of Her Rage

My Fellow Ragers, guess what? While this may not be a happy occasion, it's another intense occasion which defines our organization. If you're not already one of the 70+ fans of her Facebook profile (or her daily statuses sampled below), then let this be a warning~ Her red rage has returned with the blaze of a thousand suns. May her rage consume you...

Dec 2 > Mimi is so angry! Not getting THE school-level scholarship is probably one of the worst things that'd happened to me this year.
> Fan D: Oh man, that's crapola! >o<
> Mimi: This is total blasphemy! I won a national scholarship yesterday and today I couldn't even win a school-level scholarship..... in music!!! wtf-ness

Dec 1 > Mimi is so happy! Getting THE Asian scholarship is probably one of the best things that's happened to me this year. :3333333.
> Fan C: LOL, nice! A *full* scholarship?
> Mimi: Thanks! But karma dealt me a bad hand today and it's a long story so i'll let out a rant soon. D:

Nov 30 > Mimi is scheduling New York auditions and back on Gaia! owo.
> Fan B: ii ne. what kind of auditions thou?
> Mimi: Music ;__;

Nov 28 > Mimi is not liking her age at all and going off on a tangent. :3.
> Fan A: haha~ you want to be older or younger again?
> Mimi: older.. sorta x3

Nov 25 > Mimi created a new blog picture thingy yay!

Nov 24 > Mimi cannot go online much this week. Much homework and service hours to fulfill.

Nov 23 > Mimi is making a blog post and posting spiffy fanart!

Nov 22 > Mimi finally finished her Stanford application! And got full score on SAT II's!!! Wo woo!

0019 > Legend of the Angry Loli

Yeah, thanx Punk Daddy for your deluded words of wisdom, lol.

Hahaha, holy crap! I'm so jealous I didn't create this poster, but it's freaking hilarious. A classic find from the Google-dominated internets! Mimi, this isn't one of your old baby photos, is it? LOL! ^A^

0018 > Melancholy of Mimi's Aid

Ha, thanx Rage! The Punk is finally ready for his first entry! Hey, like that poster? Haha, good, here's the reason why. Ya know, I don't quite get Mimi's math (5200/45000), whether the 5200 is her sum or her shortage, but either way, it don't sound too spit-shiny. So buy her goods, buy her T-shirts, or heck, email her a Paypal donation. That's all I gotta say. By the way, the angsty-esque little looker in the poster is Yuko Ogura. Makes ya wanna buy her a sparkly new droid, don't it?

So I was shootin' the breeze with Skulko the other day, tellin' him why I carry my "Natasha" blade instead of a lightsaber. And it got me thinkin' about huntin' and smugglin', dealin' and tradin', drinkin' and fuckin', fightin' and flyin'. Ya know, basically livin' life and such. Gotta make do with what ya got. But don't give up on what ya don't got either. Unless it's yer ex, hahaha.

Well, nighty-night punks, my kid Momo's probably asleep in the hyperdrive-engine room again. The perfect time to polish my Natasha and wax my helmet. Pun or no pun, I'll leave the rest to yer imagination.

0017 > Property of Mimi's Rage T-Shirt

Hey, fellow Ragers! Noticed the updated new header? "Fan Club" is simpler and more direct than some "Secret Society", right? And guess what? With our permission, member xJAYMANx was kind enough to transform our cool new header into a cool Zazzle T-shirt, haha. Check it out in our sidebar. Or click this link. Property of Mimi's Rage, lol. Own and be owned. Now. >_<

0016 > Thou Shalt Covet Mimi

So has Danny Choo crossed the line yet? As an otaku? As a CEO? LOL, not yet, according to Mimi. What do *you* think? Here's the revealing post and its many comments, lol.

0015 > Thou Shalt Steal Mimi

Hahaha, Danny Choo strikes again! Here's the full story, lol.

0014 > Hell Hath No Rage

Hahaha, good luck, Punk Daddy. For you readers out there, here's the full story, lol.

0013 > Rage Against the Storm

Wow, as someone noted in our last post, Mimi's t-shirt photo has exceeded 200 comments! Congratulations!

But let's hope such testosterone-sparked otaku-storming popularity doesn't crush her time and patience like a lone red rose beneath a blanket of snow. Or isolate her from the less-recognized but just-as-entertaining female readers of DC. Or at worst, trigger an unlikely but soulless idol-esque addiction to adoration... Fortunately, we have overwhelming evidence that she's a strong-willed and big-hearted force, able to leap tall scandals in a single bound. Yet, at the same time, she's the typical teenaged girl who may laugh or scream or cry at any eccentric moment. We just gotta ride those waves, both rough and high. So power it up, Mimi-chan. Just don't let the power corrupt you. ^_^;

Finally, as we can see in the right column, let's all welcome Mimi-chan as a new Admirer-Follower of our humble blog. We'd like to offer her Honorary Knighthood, but unfortunately, we don't have her knight-based image, weapon or other character info yet. Maybe we'll wait for her mascot fanart first. T_T;

0012 > Mimi's All the Rage

In case you missed her shirt or her scandal. Quitting debate. Suing the debate coach. Soaring popularity. Nuff sed. ^_^

0011 > First Orders of Business

Welcome to Mimi's Rage! Well, it was bound to happen. When we asked for permission to use the "Mimi Says" demotivational poster, we were risking our exposure. Oh well. But now that our secret existence has been officially revealed on DannyChoo.com, we've got no choice but to act like we mean it. Thanx for revealing us ahead of schedule, You Know Who, lol.

Now on to business.

(1) Firstly, while we've designed a kick-ass header, we still have no logo. Our overall inspiration comes from our adversary, the Imperial 501st Legion, but a logo design still eludes us. Any suggestions? Perhaps using the demotivational posters from our own posts? Perhaps something based on Mimi's blog? ^_^;

(2) Secondly, since we were revealed ahead of schedule, our recruitment of potential team bloggers continues. Any volunteers? Of course, you'll need to adhere to the requirements of a Knight, so keep that in mind. I ask again, any volunteers with the ability to blog? ^_^;

(3) Thirdly, to Mimi: "What doesn't kill us makes us stronger."

0004 > Knives of Mimi's Rage

The following is a list of the rumored knives thus far.

0003 > Knights of Mimi's Rage

The following is a list of the rumored knights thus far.


Alias: Punk Trooper, Knight KM-0000 | Weapon: Magneto-Reinforced Obsidian Katana | Description: A Stormtrooper drop-out, Jedi outcast, and bounty-hunter-in-black. | Blog: Punk Trooper | Fave Anime: Ghost in the Shell (all), Code Geass, Blood+, Hellsing, and of course, Desert Punk. | Rage Against: Imperials who murdered his family and destroyed his town.

0002 > Trials of Mimi's Rage

If you've read the requirements, comment here to apply for membership. May Her Rage Consume You.

0001 > Origin of Mimi's Rage

Slogan
May Her Rage Consume You. Always.

Origin
Defying the ubiquitous Imperial 501st Legion (a.k.a. Vader's Fist, see photo above), and pursuing the inevitable alternative to the pitiful Rebel Alliance or alien-infested Hutt Family syndicate, a motley but semi-respectable band of mercenaries, hunters and renegades organized the "Knights of the Mirage" (a.k.a. Mimi's Rage), a secret society in honor of their most-highly decorated comrade and the most-infamous M.I.A. bounty hunter since the fall of the Jedi Order, "Angry Mimi".

Structure
Knights > To be consumed by her rage, whether subtle or fierce.
Zeroth Order > Knights of Mimi's Rage > KM-0001 to 0999.
First Order > Knights of Mimi's Wrath > KM-1001 to 1999.
Second Order > Knights of Mimi's Fury > KM-2001 to 2999.
Third Order > Knights of Mimi's Vengeance > KM-3001 to 3999.

Knives > To be wielded by a knight, nothing more, nothing less.
Fourth-Seventh Order > Knives of Mimi's Rage > KM-4001 to 7999.

Requirements
To pursue "knighthood", your requirements are strict but simple. Your weapon (one blaster or one blade), your character description (one or two sentences), your image (photo or drawing), and your alias. A blog would help (e.g. Blogger or WordPress), as would an addiction to anime (e.g. Code Geass), a hunger to hinder Sith or Jedi, and a thirst to maim Imperials or Rebels or Hutts. But most of all, your unswerving allegiance to "Angry Mimi" wherever and whenever she may hit or hide. Apply in the next post. Good luck.

To pursue "knifehood" (membership below knighthood), only your alias and your allegiance to a preferred knight are required. Be careful who you wish for. Apply in the next post. Good luck.

Responsibilities
If accepted, your responsibilities are few but ferocious. To aim as she aimed, to defy as she defied, and to fight as she fought. With finely-tuned yet unforgiving rage. Mimi's Rage.